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Shrek

The Legendary Shrek

Shrek is the Main Antagonist of this Wikipedia. He hates everything, and fucks anything. He is apart of the Horny race of the Ogres. Naturally, ogres are born by the donkey birth mothers, however: it's believe Shrek created his self by using his Inner Onion energy while still in the womb. Shrek is all knowing, and always watching- whinst plotting his next move to take over this Wikipedia. He never sleeps. He never eats. He just sits, and plans on how he's gonna to fuck you. Not the most humblest of men. He is currently the Emperor of The Dank Empire

OriginsEdit

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Known Onion AblilitesEdit

Great Anal Tear

Penetration