the onion order was founded by Faggotus Primus in 0.01 when he attempted to have sex with the earth but instead realized he was humping an onion. receiving an std from having sex with an onion, Faggotus Primus then became a Catholic priest and instituted sharia law in the Patriarchy of Trumpland, ensuring that no women would ever come to power and see his enflamed infected penis.

later, some people joined.